what to do now?

Young Justin has a cursing problem, and his father is getting tired of
it. So he decides to ask a shrink what to do. The shrink says,
???Negative reinforcement. Since Christmas is coming up, ask Justin
what he wants from Santa. If he curses while he tells you his wish
list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of each gift he requests.???

Two days before Christmas, Justin???s father asks him what he wants
for Christmas. ???I want a damn teddy bear lying beside me when I wake
up. When I go downstairs, I want to see a damn train going around the
damn tree. And when I go outside, I want to see a damn bike leaning up
against the damn garage.???

On Christmas morning, Justin wakes up and rolls into a pile of dog
poop. Confused, he walks downstairs and sees another pile under the
tree. He walks outside, looks at a huge pile of dog poo by the garage,
and walks inside. His dad smiles and asks, ???What did Santa bring you
this year????

Justin replies, ???I think I got a goddamn dog, but I can???t find the son of a bitch!???