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and you wonder what kind of people are over the internet

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."

The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son
was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of
a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a
coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure
enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart
attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's
door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God
bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."
Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night,
and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was
fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She
said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found
milkman dead on our porch this morning!"

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