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A group of kindergartners were now in the first grade. Their teacher
wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer in
kindergarten. She told them to use grown up words instead of baby words.
She then asked them to tell her what they did during the summer. The
first little one said he went to see his Nana. The teacher said, "No,
No, you went to see your grandmother. Use the grown up word." The next
little one said she went for a trip on a choo-choo train. The teacher
again said, "No, No, you went on a trip on a train. That's the grown up
Then the teacher asked the third little one what he did during the
summer. He proudly stated that he read a book. The teacher asked what
book he had read. He puffed out his chest and in a very adult way
replied, "Winnie the shit!"