lassie in XXI-st century

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by

two female teachers went on a field trip to the local

racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the

supporting industry.

During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the

toilet so it was decided that the girls would go with one

teacher and the boys would go with the other.

As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's

toilet, one of the boys came out and told her that he

couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, the teacher went

inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their

armpits, one by one.