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One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy
him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we
have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a
bicycle? Wait until Christmas."

Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again. The father said,
"Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry about that. Ask me
again some other time."

Well, about two days later, the boy was seen walking out of the
house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father asked him why
he was leaving. The boy said,"Yesterday I was walking past your room,
and I heard you say that you were pulling out, and mommy said that you
should wait because she was coming too, and DAMN if I'll get stuck with
an $80,000 mortgage!"